Monday, June 17, 2013

Actress Bianca Lawson: How old is she really?

vam· pire

1. (væmpaɪə) n. A person said to subsist on human and/or animal blood often having magical powers and abilities.

Vampires no longer need to feed on humans, in fact most don't since there were once people too you know. They've discovered that Instead they can survive on meat so they eat lots of beef, especially very rare steaks.




We're sorry to break it to you but Bianca Lawson has several vampiric traits. The biggest sign, she's ageless! She's what 34 going on 16. She hasn't aged a day in 18 years.

Vampires are naturally suited for acting as centuries ago they had to be convincing enough to fool humans into inviting them inside their homes. This is also the reason there are slightly more female vampires than males. For centuries female vampires out survived the male vamps as they could easily play damsels in distress and trap unsuspecting men.

Spotted any other vamps?


Next: You'd be surprised to discover who plays in the NBA? 

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Taylor Swift: Siren's Song

si· ren

1. (sahy-ruhn) n. One of a group of sea nymphs who by their sweet singing lured mariners to destruction on the rocks surrounding their island.

Most Sirens are famous solo singers as they do not work well in groups. They no longer use their singing power to call men to their deaths but they do have a habit of making fun of men in songs.

All sirens are female and there are very few of them as adult sirens are usually heart breakers, dating for decades before deciding to marry and have children.

 

Famous Siren Taylor Swift shows all the tell-tale physical signs of her sirenhood: slender frame, wild light colored hair, and an affinity for water.

Who's your favorite siren?

Paramore: Rocker Werewolves

were· wolf

1. (wâr w lf, wîr-, wûr-) n. A person  capable of transforming into the form of a wolf. Plural werewolves.

Werewolves often form together as rock bands. Their singing and the loud erratic music they play reminds them of howling and band life allows them to live in packs while avoiding human suspicion.


Famous werewolves Paramore exhibits all the usual werewolf signs: Long hair, mostly dark eyes and a single female (as unlike humans, female werewolves are slightly outnumbered by men).

Werewolves never join boy bands as Boy Band members cut their hair too short.

Can you name other famous Werewolves?